We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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