What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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