Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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