Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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