Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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