omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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