Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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