Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So much rum. So many feels.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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