Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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