Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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