You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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