Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
