belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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