I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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