so that wasnt chicken after all
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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