she smelled like a LAN party
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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