How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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