it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
