Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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