I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
