He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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