Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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