Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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