It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
