We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
