she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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