YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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