This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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