Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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