Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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