Sober January is a disaster.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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