We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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