But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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