Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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