Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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