There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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