no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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