I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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