He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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