i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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