It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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