I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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