i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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