She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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