it hurts more in the daytime
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
