We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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