This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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