people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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