i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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