have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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