So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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