margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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