Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
vagina is talking i cant
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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